Reverend Al: Making the World a bitter place.
January 10, 2008 – 7:53 am
What a mess, did he ever apologize to the Duke Players?
DEBATE!!!
January 5, 2008 – 9:50 pm
I am in Politico Heaven! The “R’s” just finished, -followed by an EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL Jizz-fest, where they trotted out the Democrat Fi Fi’s…
Obama and Hillary making nicey-nice with Fred and Giuliani, -ya right.
Off we go for Rd. 2 DING DING!
-None of them kissed Hillary! LOL BWAH!!!!!!
Maime: On the Iowa Caucus “Huck-a-Boo”
January 5, 2008 – 3:08 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYGy5HbFsh4
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.
December 6, 2007 – 6:16 am
By Howie Carr
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
BOSTON HERALD
The victim du jour is Leeland Eisenberg, aka Ralph Elliot Woodward Jr.
He is what used to be called a kidnapper, and is now referred to as a “hostage taker.” Like so many before him, Eisenberg amassed a lengthy criminal record in Massachusetts and then moved to New Hampshire, where he caused yet more trouble Friday, taking over Hillary Clinton’s campaign headquarters in Rochester.
But now we learn that this twice-convicted knife-wielding rapist, this burglar, this nonregistered sex offender, this accused stalker, is in fact . . . a victim. He is a man with a “troubled past.” Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.
He couldn’t afford “medication” - but somehow had plenty of money for booze and cigarettes.
He sued the Archdiocese of Boston, claiming he was molested by a priest - at age 21 - and reportedly received a settlement in 2003 even though his aunt said it was nothing but a “big story.”
He escaped from prison while serving a sentence for his first rape, raped a second woman while on the lam - and then repeatedly sued the Department of Correction. If only they hadn’t let him escape to rape again . . .
His wife said he was “always making her laugh,” and “was perfect in my eyes.” That must have been why she filed for divorce last week. Perfection was too much.
He and his wife lived in destitution in a trailer park, yet when the missus left the courthouse Monday, she stepped into a limousine.
According to his suit against the archdiocese, his mom died when he was young and his father, you guessed it, abused him. Because his father was - only one guess here - an alcoholic. Naturally he became . . . homeless and soon was living in a car (John Kerry can feel his pain) in a junkyard in Ayer.
Are you crying buckets yet? Because there’s more. Apparently the lawyer and the family met over the weekend to get their talking points straight, because everyone has stayed on script.
His stepson said his rapist stepfather’s drunken stunt was “a desperate plea . . . an act of desperation” for help. His lawyer said the kidnapping was the “act of a desperate man.” Key word: desperate.
It was a selfless act, the lawyer claimed. He was “seeking help not for his own situation but for the plight of people everywhere who seek and cannot find answers to their psychological problems.”
A noble cause, an eloquent spokesman. No wonder he demanded the cops send in more beer. He was . . . desperate. For Budweiser.
The neighbors at his trailer park in Somersworth apparently didn’t get the memos, because their stories varied. One said he was “frequently” drunk, another said “always.” But the best quote was from a guy who noted his daily attire of a suit and tie.
“He always looks,” this guy told the newspaper, “like he’s ready to go to court.”
Maybe because that’s where he always is, in court. If you hadn’t figured out that he was a nut by the time he surrendered Friday night, you knew once he took off his sweater and revealed that he was wearing a tie. Who wears a tie on Friday anymore, especially to a kidnapping?
The Battle for the Rhine- The Final Act pt. 1 - 5
November 7, 2007 – 1:32 pm
